Having just taught his schoolmates to high test scores (through cheating), Eric Cartman, or Mr.Cartmanis, is brought to Jim Davis High to help them get to college (by che ...

Stan and Butters engage in battle as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces; Cartman once again goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls. ...

With the help of Stan and Kyle, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland; Cartman goes to great lengths to get Kyle to suck his balls after the leprec ...

Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it. ...

One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers. ...

Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garris ...

While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park poli ...

A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed. ...

Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii. ...

Cartman's plan to propel himself into the future goes horribly wrong. South Park Elementary faces strong opposition to the topic of evolution being taught to the 4th grad ...

Mr. Mackey become furious when he discovers a turd in one of the urinals in the boys washroom and sets out to find the culprit; Cartman attempts to find out who really ca ...

Towelie's autobiography, A Million Little Fibers, becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller... but for how long? ...

Muslims protest when an image of Mohammed is planned to be shown on Family Guy. Written by Mike ...

Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival. ...

When Ike's birth parents arrive at the Broflovski's door during Hanukah celebrations, and say that they want Ike back because the new Canadian prime minister created a ne ...

Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking. ...

Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshe ...

While South Park is deep in debate over the Iraq war, Cartman takes a trip to Colonial America to see what the founding fathers would have said about the issue. Written b ...

Stan gets caught up in a fierce skiing competition while the boys vacation in Aspen. Meanwhile, their parents struggle in vain to escape a time-share presentation. Writte ...

Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word shit on the air. ...

When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christma ...

Presented by A British Person, this episode looks at the background of the character Pip, in the form of a South Park version of Great Expectations. Young Pip, having fir ...

SpongeBob gets a pair of long pants, but they change his life in unexpected ways. When Larry the Lobster opens a new gym in Bikini Bottom, SpongeBob becomes his best cust ...